MONTAGE as THEME MUSIC plays:

INT. KITCHEN – DAY

EDGAR VARGAS, 25, tall, wearing a grey t-shirt, with glasses and an EXTREMELY PROMINENT NOSE, buttering a piece of toast. He looks into the camera and smiles.

EXT. LAWN - DAY

JOHNNY C., 24, shorter than EDGAR, with tan skin, blue hair, and dark circles under his eyes, wearing a t-shirt with elbow-length striped sleeves mowing the lawn. He looks around the yard, with a paranoid and murderous look on his face, before his eyes fall onto the camera. He looks into it and gives a wry smile.

INT. BEDROOM - DAY

DEVI D., 25, pale with purple hair, wearing a black tank top, is in a room with TENNA, 25, African-American, wearing a pink shirt and kicking a soccer-ball around. They are smiling and laughing, when JIMMY, 25, with black hair and bad skin, wearing a long sleeved black shirt walks in. He is kicked in the head with the soccer ball, then picks it up and jokingly tosses it at the camera.

EXT. CITY STREET – NIGHT

EDGAR and JOHNNY watching a STREET PERFORMER pretend to be a robot.

INT. STORE – FITTING ROOM - DAY

EDGAR, JOHNNY, and JIMMY trying on different suits.

INT. RESTAURANT - NIGHT

TENNA and DEVI toasting each other at a restaurant and clink glasses.

EXT. PARK - DAY

EDGAR and DEVI playing rock, paper, scissors while sitting on a picnic table.

INT. VAN - NIGHT

EDGAR, JOHNNY, DEVI, TENNA, and JIMMY riding around in a van, as DEVI points out the window.

EXT. AMUSEMENT PARK QUEUE - DAY

EDGAR, JOHNNY, DEVI, TENNA, and JIMMY waiting in line for a roller coaster at an amusement park. EDGAR starts to run away, but they drag him back.

CLOSE ON:

EDGAR laughing.

EDGAR crying.

EDGAR looking vaguely uncomfortable.

Fade To:

TITLE CARD that reads: “Oh, Edgar”