Earrings and Sexual Preferences

True Story: Around the dawn of time (read: two months ago. Now Read: this original response was written in 2008), I got an e-mail from someone saying that I needed to settle a betfor her. She and her friends had bet money on whether SWAN/ISH!Johnny had pierced ears. I told her he did.  She then owed everyone 30 dollars and had to get her ears pierced.

She's sent me another e-mail since then with a reference to the ongoing debates she has with the now slightly richer friends about who 'tops' in the SWAN-verse set up. I haven't answered that one, though it's not for lack of an answer - quite the opposite, really. I've got this relationship dynamic down so hard that I think maybe my blabbing about it to her would have either been tl;dr or TMI. God, that sounds weird. Pretend it didn't. So basically, what I've got here is some random facts so you don't have to give your friends money and get holes in your head over my little blip on the internet. You never know. A better description is 'things that aren't neccesary to move the story along, but things I have thought about anyway.' Basically, when am I ever going to find a relevant spot to put 'Jimmy has this many earrings! This many in each ear!'? Yeah, no where but here. Obviously, this stuff is the SWAN/ISH-verse, though a lot of it is closely based around canon information. Still, don't take this to be anything but an expansion on the verse as it be in fic-land.

(This was written before Banshee was any large component of this, and so her info has been added in some italics where it's relevant.)  

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 Ear Piercing: Everyone in the Homicides actually has at least one.

Jimmy with several lobe and cartilage piercings in each ear has the most, with everyone else tailing behind him somewhere.  

(Banshee has the second most under Jimmy, I imagine she has at least six in each ear, and an uneven amount.  So maybe it's 13, haha.)

Edgar has the side cartilage of one ear pierced, but doesn't actually have any holes in the lobes. I decided this well after the spot in the timeline where it would have happened, so it was never written, but Johnny did it for him. There was some stolen peroxide and rubbing alcohol poured on in copious amounts later, after the thing got infected.  The tiny witten snippet of this is posted on the ISH Dreamtime page.

Tenna has two or three. She often forgets to put things in the holes.

Devi has several that she just leaves things in, except for the ones in her lobes, which do occasionally get changed.

Johnny has the lobes at least, and perhaps another on some cartilage. He rearly wears anything in them, though. He does most of everyone else's piercings for some reason, but has few himself since he doesn't really even trust Devi not to stab him when he's not ready and such. She did the holes he does have, though. I draw these with varying levels of accuracy or laziness.

I used to know someone who very often just pierced the hell out of the Homicides when she drew them, which looked great when she did it. When I do it, Edgar looks just sort of gay. Which would normally be fine, but is not the look I wanted for Edgar. Working on that.

Tess has the standard ear lobes.

Edgar and Johnny Top and Bottom Issues:  For people who were upset that SWAN didn't have much sexin, you may find some explanations here (beyond my own issues with writing it).

 I have issues with this top/bottom concept, mostly, so I feel bad that this is what I was asked and my answer has to be, "Not Applicable and This Concept Is Damaging to Actual Humans.'   Slash cliches are really pretty awful things. Frequently, it's the shorter guy who ends up as the bottom. Frequently, it's the more aggressive personality who becomes the top. Johnny is both of these. The cliche is equally damning to Edgar, just in the puzzle piece kind of reverse way. So, for those of you who want to know how I have this thing set up in SWAN, here you go. For those of you who want to imagine them in bed all the time and acting like rabbits, then I guess don't read this next bit, though I have to wonder what fic you've been reading.

 Johnny is the final word on what happens, or if anything happens at all. Like his prior self, he's not really big on anything sexual, so if things get into that realm, it's sort of rare thing. He understands how other people operate and he uses this to his advantage. Most of his reverse seduction madness from the end-ish of SWAN was flexing how much control he had over the situation/Edgar. For the most part, Johnny is not interested in seducing anyone, but he knows it's a skill he can use on people he wants to see things his way as long as those people are particularly fond of him. This is pretty horrible of him, actually, but we've not really come to expect better.

Johnny's ego and vision of himself prevents any interest on his part in thrusting away at anything, so his position when things get that far tends to be something like being in control from the bottom. He's still largely in charge of the whole affair (almost because he's the one getting the least enjoyment out of it). Most people see the bottom position as the more humiliating or 'feminizing' of the options, but Johnny doesn't see it like that. He struggles with the feelings of objectifying people through the entire act, but that is present regardless of the position imagined or taken. I have reasons for this too, but I wonder if that is getting way too far in. In Johnny's eyes, thrusting wildly at someone is showing you need something animalistic more than letting it happen to you, so while neither position is particularly enviable in his eyes, he has a place he'd rather be to feel less horrible afterwards.

 Anyway, this, coupled with a pretty well non-existent sex drive means that he doesn't respond to advances or initiate anything terribly often. Maybe the times he does let something happen he just feels bad for Edgar. Edgar is pretty okay with things the way they are. Johnny isn't really cruel to him or holding some kind of sex carrot out on a string over his head or anything. There's understanding there of it being low low low on Johnny's priority list and that forcing it would be rather detrimental.

 That all said, with my repeating 'this doesn't happen often!' over and over, they are close. There's a sort of intimacy there that's a more traditional interpretation of the word. They're close, they know a ton about each other, they spend a lot of time together, and they're comfortable with the levels of close that they have. It's more the little 'intimacies' of the whole thing that keep them close rather than loads of sexin' even though that can happen too.

Heights,  Ages, Names, and Preferences:  

As mentioned in ISH, Johnny is the youngest of the original group, and shorter than Edgar and Jimmy. He's younger probably by a year and a half at the most, so it's not alarmingly different.

The crew started SWAN 1 as sophomores in highschool, so around 16 for the mess of them. Johnny may have been just on the border of 15/16, depending on the time of year. (I still have only given Edgar a birthdate. I've debated giving Johnny Jhonen's birthday, but, weirdly enough, Jhonen and I share a birthdate, so I'm not sure how that would be taken.)

Oldest to youngest:  Devi   Edgar   Tenna   Jimmy   Johnny  (Banshee)

Tallest to shortest: Jimmy   Edgar   Devi and Johnny (and Banshee at final height)   Tenna
    -It is suspected that Tenna slouches. Even as the shortest, it's only by a couple inches.
     -Devi and Johnny have never had shaved heads at the same time, so no one has ever been quite sure how to guess under their combined hair disasters, but they're about the same height.
      -Tess is somewhere around Edgar or Tenna's age, and near Tenna's height. No one has seen them close enough to compare.

 Last Names:  Edgar's last name has been pretty much abandoned by the end of SWAN. The others of the group don't have whole last names, so if Edgar is just Edgar V he fits in considerably better with the comic-given Johnny C and Devi D. I give Tenna a G (it stands for Gordon or George in my head. Yeah, I don't know.), and Jimmy a D (for reasons). Because they have to rhyme, guys! Tess was destined to be odd man out with her R, apparently.   (Banshee uses Edgar's V.)

Percieved Orientations: The group as a whole has a weird kind of view of the whole sexuality thing. Since they were really the only options for each other, they've all got a sort of bisexuality going, but usually just for each other.

Jimmy'll sleep with just about anyone in a certain physical description, but given a strange woman and a strange man who want him, he'll usually take the girl. He'd happily sleep with anyone who was a close enough friend, though, male or female.  Pretty much any member of the original cast is fair game to him as far as sexual attraction.  Of course, Johnny is what he really devotes his attention to, but most of the people he sleeps with after shows are women.

Edgar is in a unique situation that pretty much means that Johnny is the only person who is of interest to him, though he appreciates Devi and Jimmy.  It's a different kind of appreciation than he has for Johnny, but he does tell Devi that it could be her if it wasn't Johnny, and my beta and I carry a secret torch for Edgar/Jimmy (and Edgar/Johnny/Jimmy as the Extras page will attest).

Devi sits on the borderline, but mostly in straight land. She's more interested in men than women, but she contemplates her is-it/is-it-not relationship with Tenna pretty often.  Since she's sitting in a world where her options for men seem to be Edgar, Johnny and Jimmy (also Dib?), she isn't super optimistic about her future with a man. She finds Johnny attractive, and she eventually warms up to Edgar once he becomes a little less bland.  Tenna will tell her that Jimmy is objectively just as attractive, but Devi can't get over his personality enough to be attracted to him.

Tenna likes people in general and thinks all her friends are adorable in their own way, but actually has lots of other things she prefers to do than have sex.  She does have a stronger tie to Devi than anyone else, though if she was making a list, Edgar would be next in line.

 Johnny is not sexually attracted to many, if any, people just on a whim. There needs to be something about a person that’s special or interesting to him to get his attention, and even then, the attraction is not sexual.  Sex is something he has done, something he sometimes does, but not high on his list of drives.   He finds Devi attractive from the beginning, and Jimmy manages to pass into 'not hideously deformed and intolerable' by the time ISH starts.

Tess is almost entirely straight.  She is mostly interested in Edgar, but can sort of see the appeal of Jimmy too.  She's looking to avoid anyone who could be construed as an asshole, though, so with Edgar taken... Yeah.

(Banshee doesn't know.)

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